It’s 5 in the freakin’ morning and I’m WIDE awake! No, it’s not because I’m suffering from insomnia, but rather something more obnoxious, a snoring roommate…

I’m at my company’s global conference and I got paired with a random co-worker who just happens to be the loudest snorer EVER!!!! I’ve not gotten a wink of sleep all night and the conference goes until the end of the week. I’m soooooooooo not a happy camper right now. I even had to resort to literally sleeping in the bathroom, but even then, I can still hear him. In a word, I’m MISERABLE!

Ok, I get it, it’s not intentional, but come on people…

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET SOME HELP!!!!!